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  1. Porch Dog
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Lyrics

I thought you might have been teasing, So I didn’t call again
I’m too old to be fetchin’, I’m not a desperate man
Even if you were, as hot as you think,
I’m not sleepin’ under your sink, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh no

I ain’t nobody’s porch dog, ain’t no cur on a chain
Don’t want to be tied up, Sleepin’ in the rain

You think your tricks are pleasing, But I’m not waggin’ my tail
The concept that you’re not seizing, you got nothing to sell
Even if you were the cat’s meow, I won’t be rolling over for you no how
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh no

I ain’t nobody’s porch dog, Ain’t no mutt on a leash
Got no need to be staked out, Shiverin’ in the breeze

Well I won’t lay down and beg, Won’t do tricks at all,
Ain’t gonna hump on your leg, Or lay in the doghouse and howl
If I was lookin’ for a bitch to do, I’d find me a purebred not a Heinz like you
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh no

I ain’t nobody’s porch dog, Ain’t no hound on a scent
No puppy in no window, No matter what you spend

- Lynn Henson